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анекдоты свежие :: 19 июля 1997
На необъятных просторах между Жмеринкой и Конотопом стоит на платформе Рабинович и ждет поезда, чтобы поехать в Жмеринку и провернуть там хорошенькое дельце. И вдруг он видит, как к нему приближается Хаймович. ``Ну вот, - думает Рабинович, - сейчас подойдет и спросит: А куда вы, Рабинович, собственно едете? И если я ему скажу, что я еду в Конотоп, он точно поймет, что я еду в Жмеринку и испортит мне все дело!`` Тут подходит Хаймович и спрашивает: - А куда вы, Рабинович, собственно едете? Рабинович отвечает: - Я еду в Жмеринку. Хаймович хитро прищуривается и говорит: - Послушайте, Рабинович! Я точно знаю, что вы едете в Жмеринку! Так зачем же вы меня обманываете?!!
Идут Владимир Ильич с Феликсом Эдмундовичем по Красной площади. Ленин: - Фе-икс Эдмундович! Вот вы истиный гы-царь гево-юции.., а можете именем гево-юции стгельнуть ...вон того габочего в кепочке? Ф.Э., не задумываясь, тянется к кобуре и расстегивает ее. Ленин: - Хоошо! А ...вон ту дамочку в шляпочке? Ф.Э. достает маузер и прицеливается. Ленин, придерживая его за руку: - Оч-чень хо-ошо! А вон того инт-еегентика в пенсне? Ф.Э. прицеливается и стреляеет два раза. Ленин: - Фе-икс Эдмундович!Ф е-икс Эдмундович! Смот-гите, смот-гите, упал...пговокатор!
Два сотрудника КГБ едут в купе и рассказывают друг другу политические анекдоты. Первый: - Погоди, я переверну кассету. Второй: - Да ладно, потом у меня перепишешь.
Стоит мужик с бодуна перед зеркалом и рассматривает себя. Затем говорит (с гордостью): - Все люди как люди. А я - красив как Бог!
Один юзер другому: - Я себе счетчик на мышь поставил. Теперь я знаю, что моя мышь пробежала 1138 метров.
Мужик видит, как его соседка по лестничной клетке, как только муж уезжает на охоту, ведет себя безобразно, любовники не успевают сменять друг друга. Смотрит, она всех выпроводила, муж входит в подъезд, а мужичку рассказать обо всем не терпится, через 5 минут после приезда мужа он ломится в квартиру, смотрит: муж прибивает на стенку роскошные оленьи рога. А мужик так разочарованно: ``Ну вот, вы уже все знаете....``
Мужик звонит в полицию. - У меня во дворе двое из партии ``Маарах`` (неважно, что за партия) занимаются онанизмом. У меня дети маленькие, а тут такое непотребство. - ОК, сейчас приедем арестовать их. А откуда ты знаешь, что они из ``Маараха``? - Так ведь ликудники (правящая партия) трахали бы друг друга...
Купили нарики драпа, закинулись в парадняк, начали приколачивать, вдруг из квартиры выходит бабка и говорит: - Ребята, это же яд! А нарики: - Дай-то бог, бабушка, дай-то бог!
Сидят три престарелые английские леди на опушке леса и занимаются вязанием. Тут из леса выскакивает горилла, хватает одну из женщин и утаскивает ее в лес. Оставшиеся продолжают заниматься вязанием. Через полчаса одна из оставшихся: - И что он в ней нашел?
Два таракана роются в мусорном бачке. Один другому говорит: - Забегал вчера в ресторан - чистота, порядок, нигде ни крошки, ни соринки... - Hу что ты гадости за столом говоришь! Дай хоть поесть спокойно.
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